Friday, August 31, 2012

wish.

i started packing today for college...
which i leave for in 3 days,
and which i am heinously nervous for.

while packing for college i have started wishing
that i was starting my first day of kindergarten again, 
instead of my first day of college. 
i should probably start looking for a giant sandpit that comes alive
that has a magic lamp inside that houses a blue genie.
(a magic carpet wouldn't hurt either.)
but for now, i will just have to go to college. 

although i think you'll agree i was much cuter when i was starting kindergarten.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

well.

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
first, the worst.

i went to the dentist recently,
(no cavities, thank you very much!)
and my dentist told me that i should get a mouthwash that had fluoride in it
as my teeth are not very strong.
easy enough, right?
right.
well i went to the store to get said mouthwash.
there are an appalling number of mouthwashes!
there seriously is a whole isle devoted to the stuff.
well after looking at the ridiculous amounts of mouthwash for quite some time i found the perfect mouthwash.

this mouthwash had fluoride and it was going to make my teeth white at the same time!
bingo.
i excitedly went home to try out my new mouthwash, only to find out that oh i don't know,
it's the worst.
BEWARE:
if you use this mouthwash your mouth will taste like sludge for the next 24 hours 
and you will foam at the mouth like a rabid dog for 20 minutes.

well,
sorry dentist.
i tried.

what is the good part of this post?
oh i don't know...


anne, whatever do you have in your hands?
oh nothing...
JUST MY VERY FIRST LETTER FROM FRANCE.

i'd say my good heavily outweighs the bad.