well.

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
first, the worst.

i went to the dentist recently,
(no cavities, thank you very much!)
and my dentist told me that i should get a mouthwash that had fluoride in it
as my teeth are not very strong.
easy enough, right?
right.
well i went to the store to get said mouthwash.
there are an appalling number of mouthwashes!
there seriously is a whole isle devoted to the stuff.
well after looking at the ridiculous amounts of mouthwash for quite some time i found the perfect mouthwash.

this mouthwash had fluoride and it was going to make my teeth white at the same time!

bingo.

i excitedly went home to try out my new mouthwash, only to find out that oh i don't know,

it's the worst.

BEWARE:

if you use this mouthwash your mouth will taste like sludge for the next 24 hours 

and you will foam at the mouth like a rabid dog for 20 minutes.

well,

sorry dentist.

i tried.

what is the good part of this post?

oh i don't know...

anne, whatever do you have in your hands?

oh nothing...

JUST MY VERY FIRST LETTER FROM FRANCE.

i'd say my good heavily outweighs the bad.