Wednesday, February 20, 2013

walruses and airplanes.

picture an obese walrus.
now picture said walrus trying to travel up a giant hill.
now add that the hill is covered in tar.
i am pretty sure that the above mentioned walrus is carrying my letters to and from belgium, on account of that is how slow letters are getting to me.
i'm pretty ticked at that walrus.
(and belgium, for hiring such an unqualified walrus to carry my letters.)
everyone thinks that belgium is so great because they make waffles,
and although i will always make a case for waffles (they are delicious),
i'd still like to kick belgium in the kneecaps right about now.


464 days.
anne, why is dallin holding a five? i don't understand?
yeah, me either. join the club. maybe he is at an auction to buy a faster walrus? cross your fingers.


you know what is faster than walruses?
AIRPLANES.
and i will be waiting for one to get into the denver airport on may 3.


people. that is in 72 days.
i'm mildy freaking out.
72 DAYS.

random happenings:

-a little boy said to me yesterday, "my mom's birthday is the same as mine. i don't know what day her birthday is though."

-it is snowing rather hard outside right now. i was dreading scraping my car when i got off work but when i went outside i saw one of my co-workers scraping my car for me, even though he had to meet his girlfriend for dinner soon. there are still good people left in the world. thanks, c-swizzle!

-at church on sunday we were talking about our bodies and the things we are grateful for about our bodies. one of the leaders said to the kids "we sure are grateful for our bodies, huh?". one of the little boys in my class yelled back, "yeah! and for our butts!"

-out of the blue i got a call from a company that i had submitted an application to back in january. they asked if i could come in and interview to work a couple mornings a week. (i have an interview friday!) the best part? i would be working for dsw (designer shoe wear house). making extra money and getting a discount on shoes? yes please.

-a little girl at work yesterday asked me to come over to table to help her with something. when i got there i asked what she needed help with but instead of telling me what she needed she just started telling me a story. it went like this: "so on wonder pets yesterday the duck said to the guinea pig 'can we ride the roller coaster?' and the guinea pig said back 'heck yeah!' (at which point this little girl started laughing uncontrollably.) it was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!" this little girl didn't stop laughing for another good five minutes.

-i had the day off of work on monday, along with my mom. i got to spend the whole day shopping and talking with her. i seriously have the best mommy in the whole world, and i sure am grateful for her.

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